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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2012
March 28, 2012
March 30, 2012
Transcript:
Guard Duck: How's it going, sir? Pig: Not good, l'il Guard Duck. I'm having friends over for lunch and I can't get the mayonnaise lid loose. Noise: BLAM!! Guard Duck: It's loose now, sir. Pig; Well, now, that's a handy-dandy kitchen device.
DYING is natural, Steph. Why delay the inevitable?