Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2012

You’re saying… guns don’t naturally grow in bathrooms?

if zeeba is still using the armor it could save his life!

I’ve heard of people TP-ing houses,but this is ridiculous!

Beaten to death with toilet paper, is somewhat like getting pecked to death by ducks…

Larry is going to make an offer that nobody can understand.

Reminds me of the commercial where all the empty toilet paper rolls fall out of the elevator and overcome the waiting people.

Or just beat him over the head with this storyline.

Great Scott!

How Charmin®.

Two ply or not two ply?

This brought a flash back of Peter O’toole in a bathroom in one of the Pink Panther movies!

C’mon, Bob! A top croc assassin has to able to improvise when the situation requires it! Now get out there and start pitty-patting Zeeba Neighba! At least you’ll shine his armor….

Toilet paper rolls don’t kill Zeebas, alligators with toilet paper rolls kill Zeebas.

wonder if this is going to be tied in with Zebra’s era problem. If so, bet the armor with stop it.

Toilet paper — a zeebas natural enemee

He can “Mr. Whipple” Zeeba into a frenzy!

Toilet paper rolls are another natural enemy of the zebra. A lot of people don’t know that.

guns don’t kill zeebas…oh wait fail bob and larry!

Bob and Larry are the “Fredo Corleones” of the Croc world.

Long way and a lot of set in a daily, but the payoff was funny as hell.

Peter O’Toole – - Peter Sellers……whatever, one of those British guys, right?

The crocs actually watched “The Godfather”? I’ m impressed. I thought they only watched Nevada Narcissists, Long Island Losers, Pittsburgh Pinheads and Atlanta A……s.

Now Bob is going to come out of the bathroom with nothing but his “stick” in his hand.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep your friends close, and your zeeba neighbas closer? In Sicily, the toilet paper rolls are more dangerous than shotguns?

At least Bob didn’t drown searching all the toilet tanks…..yet.

It’s amazing crocs have been around so long – on the other hand this explains why they’ve evolved so little.

@slywolf….

Sorry, I didn’t see your comment before I made mine.

TP is nothing to sniff at. Zeeba could get paper cuts. Or something…

Zeeba going to have a soft concushion…

$^%&%&*#$^7

When toilet paper rolls are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilet paper rolls.

Maybe guns come from baffrooms only in Italian ressraunts? Hope Bob not at McRat’s. . . .

Is she his WIFE?

I like her!

LOL xxx

God, I love Larry!

hahaha…like a toilet paper roll is gonna do a lot of good …loli love larry and the crocs!

-Benjamin Scott (creator of the “Rakostump” comic strip)rakostumpcomics.blogspot.com

Ask some pointers from the Rabbids. They can turn ANY bathroom tool into a weapon!

Give him the toilet paper death roll…or…maybe there’s a can opener in the can(?) for Zeeba Neighbor’s tin suit…?

I got an original Thomas Crapper 9mm. Can’t hit sh*t with it though.

Crocs are about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

Pearls is awsome! I have three treasuries!

use the trash can

Sonny Crocylone: “I don’t want my brother walkin’ outa that bathroom with nothing but [a stick] in his hand”.—-PG 13 version.

‘Death by toilet paper’ up next on “1000 Ways To Die.”