Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2012
May 27, 2012
May 29, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: My stupid know-it-all cousin from New Orleans wants to visit me... He's that guy who even when he asks a question just does it so he can show you what he knows. Goat: Isn't he that one from the garden district where all the wealthy tobacco, cotton and sugar merchants built their homes along St. Charles avenue in the 18402 and '50s when New Orleans was the second biggest port in the United States? Rat: Isn't sugar the thing I"m about to jam up your nose? Goat: Check please. Pig: Yes! Yes! That is sugar!
And here I was waiting for Pastis to do a pun, and pfft, nothing