Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2012
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June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: I hear you're upset about our new frog neighbors. Larry the frog: Yeah. Me hate slimy amphibians almost as much as me hate you. Zebra: Well, the reason that they're 'slimy' is that they breath through their skin. If their skin isn't moist, they can't do that. Crocodile son: Why are you blow-drying Freddy? Larry the Croc: Ohh, juss styling hair.
Out of the whole sentence about hate, Zebra picks up on the “slimy” part. Brilliance. Then he proceeds to basically tell his “enemy” a way to get rid of him. More brilliance. What is up with him today?