Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, dude, what are you doing here? Goat: I told pig I had some great news about a cousin of mine getting married, and he said to come over 'cause he had some greater news. Pig: Yeah. I got a new one. Rat: Grates on you, doesn't he? Goat: Going home now. Pig: Stay! Shred some cheese!
Reminds me of Pig’s great news a few weeks ago. No, he said, he had some [grate] news (he was holding a barbecue grill’s grate).