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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2012
July 12, 2012
July 14, 2012
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Alright, Private... If you're gonna be in my army, you have to look the party... Half of warfare is intimidation. Dinky Duckling: Oh, I know. So I went out and boat myself something. Guard Duck: Permission to toss him in the brig, sir? Pig: Denied.
I dunno… that would scare the bejeebers out of me!