Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2012
Transcript:
Dinky the Duckling: Hey, sir, when I was with mom, she fed me three times a day, planned out all my meals, made sure I got all the different food groups... How are we gonna handle that? Guard Duck: Here's a twinkie. Make it last. Dinky the Duckling: This is way more fun. Guard Duck: Need a cold one to wash it down?
Benjamin Scott, aren’t there sugar free Twinkies? Come on, if we can put a man on the moon….