Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: I was trying to figure out what it is that bugs me so much about you, and I think I know the answer... You're condescending. Rat: That's not correct. But you tried your best. Goat: Please don't touch my head. Rat: I'm sorry. It's probably sore from all that thinking.
Rat is worse than just condescending. He’s also egotistical, rowdy, exploitive, and crude, to name just a few of his defining traits….