Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2012
September 26, 2012
September 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, PIg. It's Goat. Want to get some coffee? PIg: I can't. I'm at old man Johnson's farm and I have a bit of a crisis on my hands. Goat: Oh my goodness. What happened? Pig: The poor guy kicked the bucket. He took it harder than I thought.
As the Quaker said when the cow kicked over the milk bucket, " Cow, thou knowest I can neither kick thee nor curse thee nor smite thee. But knowest also that I can sell thee to someone who will."