Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2012
October 14, 2012
October 16, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: I hear you lost your radio job. Guard Duck: Yes, sir... I clashed with station management. Pig: Well, l'il Guard Duck... If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that you really have to pick your battles. Guard Duck: You do? Pig: Yeah. Guard Duck: Then I pick all of them. Pig: I don't think that's how that works. Guard Duck: Now that I've picked them, can I go back and fight them?
Guard Duck is the bird version of Chuck Norris.