Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: I think I figured out how to unify this country. Goat: How? Rat: Well, one big chunk of the country likes the New York Times but hates Nascar. Another big chunk of the country loves Nascar but hates the New York Times. Goat: So? Rat: So let's put people who read 'The New York Times' on the track of the Daytona 500. Goat: I'm gonna face that way now. Rat: Hope they have quick reactions.
People who read the New York Times are on the political left, so Rat is on the right track.