Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2012
Transcript:
Dear son, for the last three years, you have been too busy to have Christmas dinners at our house. Please come this year so your father and I can hear all the great stories you must have about being a fierce bear that chases down all the prey you see! Still busy.
Oh, Benny! Are you still feeling shame before your own family?!