Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2013

I see a window and I want it painted black, no neighbors anymore. (Sorry, can’t think of enough for a full parody)

@ The Impostor: Ha! I get it.

p.s. Nice Fairy Tail icon.

First Bob saw black. Now he’s seeing red. Soon, Rat will have a black eye, and possibly some drops of red will be seen.

Serves Bob right. Maybe he shouldn’t be dressing with the shades up.

Just tell Neighbor Bob that it’s protection against cooties.

Rat should really stop taking advice from the Rolling Stones.

Poor Neighbor Bob! Well, as least he’s still alive, even if his house has been Rat-ized to prevent Bob from being seen. Rat will just have to Paint It Black more thoroughly, so Neighbor Bob can’t even get out!

Neighbor Bob may be upset with Rat, but he should be happy it was Rat and not Guard Duck. Guard Duck has a problem with him he always ends up destroying some to all of his property.

Rat will get two VERY black eyes in a minute… and a few missing teeth.

LOL xxx

LOL I wish I had Rat’s guts. I would take care of a couple of nightmare neighbors.

Rat needs to use measures like those implemented by the city of Milan during the Black Death. Neighbors suspected of spreading Depression need to be bricked up inside their homes.

Ebon windows on my housePainted by that Ratty louse.

I agee with Rat..paint this panel panel black to keep us from seeing the unfunny…

Honestly, I’m surprised Neighbor Bob hasn’t moved yet.