Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hi. Can I help you? Armadillo: Hello. I'm an armadillo. I just moved in next door. Pig: Nice to meet you! I'll have to bring over a 'welcome to the neighborhood' fruit basket! Armadillo: Oh. No need for that. Pig: Why not? Armadillo: I'll be hit by a truck soon. Pig: It's hard to make friends with roadkill.
Arm a dillo…exercise your right to bare arms.