Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2013

So that’s why his eyes bug out!

for once, rat and I are in agreement!

He could use some Michael Cooper length socks to cover up a bit.

Somehow, that’s even worse than seeing Rat with no shorts.

I’m not sure it’s any worse than the “shorts” that are longer than my capri’s and hang half off their butts to boot.

The horror indeed, Rat. When Stephan goes back to the locker room to shower, destroy those shorts!

Could be worse…he could try to play in his Speedo.

rat’s ass is still preferable…

The only thing worse in 1980s sports than the shorts were the hairdos. At least Mr. Pastis does not put on a wig.

Basketball fashion..yay…-Please excuse me while I try to un-see this…

(80s short-shorts) reminds me of Tom Selleck.

AAAAAAAÁAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but, but, but butts!

Too early to be subjected to such tragic images.

It could be worse – he could have thug sleeve tats.

No worse than an old guy in Speedos.

Looks almost like a fat man in a speedo. Just three sizes bigger than that horror

Apairo’legs Now!

And, if Stephen hasn’t played much since the ‘80s, tomorrow we’ll be hearing,

I love the smell of Bengay in the morning.

What has been seen…cannot be unseen.

That does it. From now on, I’m getting my fashion advice from “The Dinette Set”. Say, can I get these Speedos in a smaller size?

Could be worse. Could be the Kardashian tribe in those shorts.

I think I saw Steph wearing those in WalMart yesterday!! . . . ☻

One of the reasons I like basketball is the muscles. Bring on the short shorts! lol

That’s dead sexy………………………………….

I miss the shorter shorts in NBA matches. They were kinda sexy.

Somebody short sheeted his shorts

I can see now why the NBA never drafted him.

You can almost see his dribbler!

This could work to Stephan’s advantage; whenever a short person on the other team has the ball, Steph can make him give it up by getting in his face.:Enjoy that image, folks.

Gah my eyes

That’s similar to Furniture Disease – where your chest falls into your drawers

In the eighties, all the soccer players wore that kind or shorts all over the world.

Zebra’s been stuck on that island for a long time now.

wow, what a revealation.

My eyes! They burn!

But Rat, Pig, Larry, Zebra, Goat, Mr.Snuffles and Guard Duck are all in the newd

Konrad used that line to describe the deep failings that can lurk in the heart of men. Here, it is used to describe really hairy legs, shown off in short shorts. Close second?

Magnum, PI would not have been the same if Tom Selleck had been wearing longer shorts.

Hey—today’s is still better than one from 2011 (I believe in November) where the characters discuss wearing clothes and then Pastis … makes an entrance. “My eyes!” times a bundle on that one.

runs away screaming

My eyes!