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“And lately I’ve had to take so many overnight business flights that I have a severe case of jet-eye.”
In Sunova, California, beavers make dams out of birch trees. You always know where you are when you see a Sunova birch dam.
It was just like going to a regular movie: In our messy car, the floorboards were sticky.
He was a good artist, despite having some poor traits.
When life gives you lemmings, make lemming-ade…
If you don’t have time to play 18 holes, then just play nine. (You know, Hoffa round.)
I’ve seen those two before…
They’re on their way to Homer Simpon’s house to play “Doh!”
: )
Just don’t ask, “Where’s the fire?”.
“And lately I’ve had to take so many overnight business flights that I have a severe case of jet-eye.”