Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Larry: Okay zeeba neighba... Leesten. You starving. Me get recarnated as crab. But eating me big meestake. Zebra: Why is that? Larry: Becuss who know whuh me come back as? After all, dis is commecs page. Zebra: Yeah, well, it can't be any worse than the idiot croc you were before. Jeffy: Me beg to differ.
Which is weirder? That Zebra ended up eating Larry or that a zebra is growing a beard?