Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2013
July 29, 2013
July 31, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hi, Neighbor Nancy. I heard you had some health issues. How are you doing? Nancy: Oh, I'm fine now... but I had a mastectomy. That's when they remove-- Pig: Oh. I know what it is. Nancy: Good. Pig: Bit I didn't know you owned a sailboat. Nancy: I did not have a mast removed. Pig: Oh, great. Want to go sailing?
After having two feet of my colon removed due to cancer, my oldest daughter gave me a t-shirt with a large semi-colon on it.