Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2013

Transcript:

Rat: Hey, Jef the Cyclist... why do you need to wear such tight clothes? Jef: So that you commoners see my every muscle and bulge, all of which is the product of hard work and good nutrition. Why, just look at my package... of healthy snacks I carry with me wherever I go. Censor: Close call, Jef the Cyclist. Jef: I'm fit and clever. Rat: Could you ban Jef for life?