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Lemming 1: Hey, guys! Guess what I just learned! Mass suicide by lemmings is a myth! Something perpetuated by a 1958 Disney documentary! So we don't have to jump! Did you hear that, boys? We don't have to jump! Lemming 2: He had his iPod on.
Four little lemmings stood above the sea;One was busy texting, then there were three.