Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2013
Transcript:
Pastis: Hey, Pig. Have you seen Rat? Pig: He locked himself in your drawing studio. I think he's upset about you offering him up for adoption in your "Shelter Stories" strip. Pastis: And you let him have access to my studio?! Pig: Yeah. What could he do? Shelter Stories. "Stephan." "Hi. I tell stoopid puns and pick my nose.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.