Coming Soon š At the beginning of April, youāll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2013
August 11, 2013
August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: I don't like the family in the comic strip "Hi and Lois." I want to beat one of them up. Goat: Who do you want to beat up? Rat: I want to get the dad. Goat: You want to get Hi? Hey! What the??? Rat: I am so darn clever.
aardvarkseyes over 11 years ago
The Comics Police arenāt arresting him for making a pun; theyāre arresting him for making a drug reference. (Yes, it happens to be a pun, but stillā¦) Note that nobody was taken away for threatening violenceā¦
margueritem over 11 years ago
So darn rotten, Iād say.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Ask your two female friends if they got something with āgot any, Mary, Juana?ā
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
The Comic Police are kinda behind the times, as MJ is not treated as a serious offense in most venues now. Maybe Rat bribed them to take down Goat. I wonāt be surprised.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
Not as good as Pigās ācontrolled sub stanceā, but pretty good!
cdgar over 11 years ago
Good one Rat!
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
dave ees no HEER, man
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
O_O XD
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
do be careful in this country. cops are becoming overly aggressive. killing dogs. tasing people and congratulating if the victim dies. raiding peopleās houses if they have gardens, because a tomato plant and marijuana are the same thing. punching a mentally disabled teen while held down in the face. arresting people when buying bottled water, because polish spring is the same as vodka. arresting a stroke victim, for not responding to commands. and, many of the internal investigations are justify the actions. āacting appropriatelyā is their justification.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Very funny.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Exactly how āHiā did Steph become to get this āLo(is)ā?!?
flashnzoom over 11 years ago
As usual Rat took the low road and Goat took the Hi Road
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rat had a plot plant . . . ā»
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
What a bunch of THC (Totally Harsh Comments) Doesnāt Pig know the ComicCops are everywhere? Theyāre a two-dimensional branch of the NSA. (National Snooping Agency)Oops, can I say āNSAā here? If Iām not back tomorrowā¦
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
Very cleaver, Ratā¦
Scott S over 11 years ago
āPuns! Never explain, never apologize!ā ā Dogbert
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Alexikakos said: āGreet your friend, John at the airport with āHi, Jack!ā-
Josh Lyons: Brutis Thornapple made the dumb mistake saying it at an airport in The Born Loser 41 years ago! Yes, I remember it well!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Today the police arrested Paris for suspicion of getting high. Film at eleven.
einarbt over 11 years ago
Good one. Has Goat got three strikes against him yet?
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
JoeyCooler777 over 11 years ago
Arenāt they arresting the wrong guy?(not that that is on heard of for the police) I mean, Rat was the one who wanted to get Hi.
ratās insurance counselor about 5 years ago
one of my favorites