Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2013
October 11, 2013
October 13, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, I just read a Marcel Proust novel and it brought up an interesting philosophical question. Goat: Good for you, reading Proust. What's the question? Rat: It's which is worse... being buried alive in a pitch-dark concrete vault for all eternity with no hope of escape, or reading Proust. Goat: You could just say you didn't like it. Rat: See, int he dark vault, you'd never have to see a Proust book again.
Too bad, Rat; you don’t stand a chance of winning the Summarize Proust Competition now.