Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2013

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Rat: Hey, Goat... I'd like you to meet my friend, Bill. He's an offensive coordinator. Goat: That's great. For what football team? Rat: No football team. He's just a coordinator in an office. Goat: I thought you said he was an offensive coordinator. Bill: I am, you fat, @#*@#* homely goat. Rat: He's a pretty offensive coordinator. Bill: Want more proof? Goat: No thanks.