Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. Why are you all dressed up? Pig: I'm trying to impress my girlfriend Pigita with how cultured I can be. I'm even taking her to a classical musical performance. Goat: How wonderful. Who's performing? Pig: Yo mama. Goat: Yo-yo ma. Pig: Close enough.
Don’t bother, Pig. Pigita is not worth it. Yo-Yo Ma, on the other hand, is a great cellist. So maybe just go and listen to the concert, alone!