Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hi, Burt the Bear... We're the new neighbors you said you might eat. We were just wondering... is there any way to escape a bear? Bear: Well, let's see... I can climb, swim, run 35 miles per hour, and break down steel doors. Pig: So much for wrapping my head in bubble wrap.
Maybe Burt the Bear will have a springtime appetite for Crocodiles?