Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2013
December 07, 2013
December 09, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat...what are you doing here? Rat: Goat said you got an office job. I told him I had to see it for myself. Pig: It's true! I go to meetings. Read reports, write memos... Rat: But you don't know how to do any of that stuff. Pig: No. But I can learn. Rat: Learn? These corporate types will eat you alive. What are you gonna do the first time some boss comes in here to chew your head off about some stupid memo? Pig: I've got a time-to-duck hole. Rat: You're gonna duck? Guard Duck: We're gonna tell him to write his own @#&#@*@ memo. Pig: Everyone needs a time-to-duck hole. Guard Duck: Can someone bring me a donut?
Since, as rat says, pig doesn’t know how to do any of those things, he’ll probably wind up being the boss anyway.