Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Goat: I can't believe Calvin is selling t-shirts and Hobbes is working for Foxx News. Now I wonder what happened to Moe the bully. Rat: Moe? Moe's life took quite a turn. Goat: Oh, I can imagine. Drugs? Gangs? Prison? Moe: Have you heard the good news?
It’s amusing reading the comments on how to scare away Jehovah’s Witnesses. If they leave, it’s because you’re clearly not interested – theatrics or not. They go to every home in the world, including homes most people would be too scared to go to. Don’t you think they’ve seen it all before? The costumes, the nudity, the brazen profanity and conduct – not to mention the big dogs and big guns. Ask any of them and they’ll tell you, you couldn’t pay them to do what they do. It’s hard work and they’re not paid. So why do they do it? They go only because they care about people and they want to clear God’s name of the reproach heaped on him by religion that misrepresents him and people who misunderstand him. They’re simple, humble people who still have to deal with they’re own health and economic problems. Bragging about hurting them is like bragging about kicking the neighbors puppy.