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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2013
December 25, 2013
December 27, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: What do you think is the key to happiness? Love? Balance? Achievement? Rat: Happiness is being at least an expensive plane ticket away from your family. Goat: Bad holiday? Rat: They just live too @#*@#* close.
Relatives of mine are, but if I had my druthers, I wish I was a Alien!