Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 09, 2014
January 08, 2014
January 10, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat... Whatever happened to that person you and pig got as a pet a couple years ago? Rat: He had a litter. Always spay and neuter your pets.
@TheTrustedMechanic—RE:comments of 01/08/14—I apologize for any offense at “trusted by whom?”—As for Acts 29…there are only 28 chapters in the Acts of the Apostles. I used to say “Book of Hezekiah” when I wanted to put a humorous spin on things, but too many people thought it was a REAL book in the Bible!
I’m reminded of a “Grin and Bear It” cartoon of the 1950’s. Mom is in hospital with her new triplets. Big brother says “I’ll ask around the neighborhood to find homes for them.”
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Spay and neuter your neighbors.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Does one of those kids look like Charlie Brown to you?
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Looks like he may be fixin’ to have another…
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
…and your co-workers.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Okay, I’ve heard of cartoon physics. I think Pastis has just introduced cartoon biology.
PICTO almost 11 years ago
Rat’s running a person mill.
doublepaw almost 11 years ago
What a litter box.
BlackTie almost 11 years ago
and Bob Barker has no children. [looked it up]
finale almost 11 years ago
He’s a breeder!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
you say litter and I say, let her
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
O_O i shall remember that, rat…
BlackTie almost 11 years ago
Litter? Litter? Don’t even know her!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
comix biology…go figure
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@TheTrustedMechanic—RE:comments of 01/08/14—I apologize for any offense at “trusted by whom?”—As for Acts 29…there are only 28 chapters in the Acts of the Apostles. I used to say “Book of Hezekiah” when I wanted to put a humorous spin on things, but too many people thought it was a REAL book in the Bible!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
AETP (Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People) will protest this cartoon!
IQTech61 almost 11 years ago
Exactly. Got to wonder what Pastis is smoking.
ossiningaling almost 11 years ago
Better here than on the highway. That’s a $50 fine!
alfracto almost 11 years ago
@sherlockwatson On the left!
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Rat needs an anaconda to feed them to…
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
People show over at the armory this weekend!
crockman almost 11 years ago
Where are the crocs? I never see them anymore. They make this strip. Otherwise it get boring.
junemmoffatt almost 11 years ago
Sounds like immaculate deception to me…
Rick Smith Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That is why you should both “spay AND neuter.”
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Names?
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Chris Sherlock almost 11 years ago
Good one! That’s what I was thinking.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
Finally, a comic that is too weird for me.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Eww!Can we just leave them all in a cardboard box by the side of the road?
tomielm almost 11 years ago
AND they were born wearing diapers (tightie whities?). Maybe Pastis knows something we don’t.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m reminded of a “Grin and Bear It” cartoon of the 1950’s. Mom is in hospital with her new triplets. Big brother says “I’ll ask around the neighborhood to find homes for them.”
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
Perhaps Stephan needs to get out more. Apparently he never got the “talk”.
js almost 11 years ago
“Spay and neuter your PETS”. Oh, uh, I thought it said “Spay and neuter your GUESTS.” …I have some explaining to do when my guests wake up
heatherjasper almost 11 years ago
Er…‘He’ had a litter?
Ωmega almost 3 years ago
He had a litter? … but hes a male?