Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Well, Goat, I've got to go. I'm getting my person pet neutered. Goat: Gee, he seems to be taking it really well. Did you explain what the procedure is? Rat: I told him it's like getting a beer, only worse. Goat: That's slightly misleading. Rat: And you'll come home lighter!
Well, he could either be neutered the traditional way or he could have a simpler procedure where they only have to make a couple of snips. Not sure which procedure is worse, but I do know that there is a vas deferens between the two.