Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2014

Transcript:

Goat: How was your day, Rat? Rat: Exhausting. Goat: What happened? Rat: The toilet paper ran out, so I had to take off the old roll, reach under the sink for a new one, and put the new one where the old one used to be. Oh, when will all the toil end?? Pig: He doesn't do a lot of chores. Goat: I see. Rat: And that spring-loaded thing could take out an eye!