Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: What are you eating, Goat? Goat: It's a falafel tucked inside animal organs, all served on a waffle. It's chef Phil's latest dish. Phil: Well, Goat, what do you think? Goat: Phil, awful falafel offal waffle. Rat: Your jokes are worse than that dish.
I erred. The handbook of diner slang calls that order “haggis on a checkerboard”.