Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2014
March 27, 2014
March 29, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Holy smokes, Rat. We're rich. Rat: Hey, we make something that's exploded in popularity, so much that supply just can't keep up with demand. Comic Strip Censor: Comics police! Stop it right there! The comics page will not permit the flagrant promotion of-- Pig: Greek yogurt? What did you think we were making? Comic Strip Censor: [censored]*. Rat: Hey! Kids read this. *deleted for publication
Comic cop snatches the yogurt, eats it, and walks away.
RAT: You idiot! That yogurt had enough == in it to kill a small horse!
Comic cop chokes, then falls over dead.
PIG: This was your fault. You never told me you put the == in the yogurt!
RAT: Where else was I suppose to hide it? I had to do something with it before he walked into the room!
PIG: Well, I guess we’re going to have to throw him in a vat of acid now. You get his arms and I’ll get his legs.