Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2014

Transcript:

Rat: Want to buy a 'rah rah corporations' bumper sticker? Goat: Corporations? Why are you hyping corporations? Rat: Because when anything goes wrong, an employee can blame a manager. And a manger can blame a vice president. And a vice president can blame a president. And a president can blame a C.E.O. And a C.E.O. can blame a board of directors. And a board of directors can just they were just looking out for the shareholders. Which is somehow, buried somewhere in the mutual funds in my 401k account... ...is me. And I have no morals! Goat; Please stop celebrating. Rat: All blame disappears if you disperse it enough.