Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2014
July 01, 2014
July 03, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: You ever notice how sometimes it takes elderly folks a long time to cross the street, often causing a traffic jam? Well, I've come up with something that may help them. Goat: That's great. A lit crosswalk? A pedestrian bridge? Rat: Old people bungee cord. There could be liability issues.
The elderly are so going to need them hip replacements.