Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2014

Two Bs or not two Bs?Until now, I never knew that was a religious question.

Is Pastis going to have Pig kick a Rabbi next? He’s looking for a lightning bolt to the forehead.

And if you get too close, you’ll get circumcised!

my thoughts exactly

If I were Pig, I wouldn’t be foaming at the mouth to join either…

I remember years ago at the Disney store noticing a Pooh-themed menorah, with each candle held up by a different character. I believe Christopher Robin was the shammas..Piglet looked particularly uncomfortable with his role.

If you start a fight in my church you will not only lose, you’ll get pasted.By our pastor.

Maybe, Goat, you should have these discussions more often rather than less often. Maybe Pig would learn then! And, yet, I’m not too comfortable with the idea of a porker in a synagogue….

The people from Trid have a tradition of going up a hill to watch the sunrise every morning. One day, a visiting rabbi accompanies the Trids up their hill. An ogre appears and kicks them all back down – all except the rabbi. The rabbi asked the ogre, “Why didn’t you kick me?”. The ogre says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.

Ah, what would we do without Rat?

The New York Daily News ran a different cartoon today!

Lets keep political rants about the media out of here.

More like never

Somehow, I don’t think that Pig would really be welcome at a Temple. Something about pork not being Kosher. Shellfish too, for that matter.

A few years ago there was some kind of silly photoshopping contest on Fark.com with weekly topics. One week the topic was inappropriate pictures. My daughter entered a photo of a piglet dressed in the Jewish blue and white. The piglet’s name was “Treyfie.”

@ Sherlock Watson: That’s tomorrow’s comic.

Seattle Times also ran a re-run today. This strip seems mild, I’m surprised.

Is Pig using a sippy cup?

L.A. Times was different today, too. (The windows/eyes of the soul gag).

To get away from politics for a moment, check out today’s LEADBELLIES.

Wait a minute. Would a pig even be allowed in a synagogue? Aren’t swine “unclean” animals?

I saw another strip with this gag.

It was hilarious then and it’s hilarious now.

xxx

rat was being right with no comments that were mean or stupid whatsoever??!!

When I was little kid, I thought the rabbis were rabbits! I really wanted to be Jewish for about a year when I was like 5 or 6. I wanted to hear what the rabbits said about the Lord.

Ha!

easy to get them confused to be fair