Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2014

Transcript:

Pig: I keep asking neighbor Bob to please stop taking our lawnmower without permission, but he just doesn't listen. Rat: Dude, stop being so nice. Throw in some colorful language. Pig: That doesn't sound very helpful. Rat: it's intimidating. Try it. Pig: Please stop using our red lawnmower to cut your green grass.