Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    The New Red Green Show?

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Maybe Pig should curse up a BLUE streak.

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    hariseldon59  about 10 years ago

    Please stop it or you’ll be black and blue.

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    glowing-steak32  about 10 years ago

    I’m green with envy. :P

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    dadoctah  about 10 years ago

    I think rats may be color-blind, so he may not have realized the gag he was setting up. Not pigs, though, unless I’m mistaken.

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    naturally_easy  about 10 years ago

    Yes! Guard Duck! Where is that charming little fellow?

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    Stocky One  about 10 years ago

    Time to mauve on to the next strip…

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    Is Pig going pink with anger or is that his usual hue?

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    It was all, so colorful.

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    A Massey Ferguson mower?

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    hitman4cookies  about 10 years ago

    This looks like a job for Guard Duck.

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    hitman4cookies  about 10 years ago

    I think there was too much grey area in Rat’s advice.

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    LizardPriest  about 10 years ago

    That blue.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 10 years ago

    This reminds me of when my younger brother came in complaining that neighborhood kids were annoying him. Mom advised: “Tell them to go soak their heads.”A moment later I heard outside, yelling “Go wash your heads!”

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    vwdualnomand  about 10 years ago

    bob, if you borrow my lawnmower one more time, then we are watching porn on your led tv with the kids and your wife in the room. the extreme german kind.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Nice try, Pig; but not likely to have the desired effect on Neighbor Bob! As others have suggested, this is a job for Little Guard Duck and his trusty sidekick, Mr. Snuffles!

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    ROB8764  about 10 years ago

    I agree w/Sisyphos…..Pig gritting his teeth kinda cute.

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    MrsFudd  about 10 years ago

    Must not be in California. All our grass here is brown!

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    claire de la lune.  about 10 years ago

    We haven’t seen the Guard Duck for awhile now…

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    rgcviper  about 10 years ago

    Son of a monkey …

    I think Pig needs a new plan.

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