Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: I keep asking neighbor Bob to please stop taking our lawnmower without permission, but he just doesn't listen. Rat: Dude, stop being so nice. Throw in some colorful language. Pig: That doesn't sound very helpful. Rat: it's intimidating. Try it. Pig: Please stop using our red lawnmower to cut your green grass.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
The New Red Green Show?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 10 years ago
Maybe Pig should curse up a BLUE streak.
hariseldon59 about 10 years ago
Please stop it or you’ll be black and blue.
glowing-steak32 about 10 years ago
I’m green with envy. :P
dadoctah about 10 years ago
I think rats may be color-blind, so he may not have realized the gag he was setting up. Not pigs, though, unless I’m mistaken.
naturally_easy about 10 years ago
Yes! Guard Duck! Where is that charming little fellow?
Stocky One about 10 years ago
Time to mauve on to the next strip…
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Is Pig going pink with anger or is that his usual hue?
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
It was all, so colorful.
rshive about 10 years ago
A Massey Ferguson mower?
hitman4cookies about 10 years ago
This looks like a job for Guard Duck.
hitman4cookies about 10 years ago
I think there was too much grey area in Rat’s advice.
LizardPriest about 10 years ago
That blue.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 10 years ago
This reminds me of when my younger brother came in complaining that neighborhood kids were annoying him. Mom advised: “Tell them to go soak their heads.”A moment later I heard outside, yelling “Go wash your heads!”
vwdualnomand about 10 years ago
bob, if you borrow my lawnmower one more time, then we are watching porn on your led tv with the kids and your wife in the room. the extreme german kind.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Nice try, Pig; but not likely to have the desired effect on Neighbor Bob! As others have suggested, this is a job for Little Guard Duck and his trusty sidekick, Mr. Snuffles!
ROB8764 about 10 years ago
I agree w/Sisyphos…..Pig gritting his teeth kinda cute.
MrsFudd about 10 years ago
Must not be in California. All our grass here is brown!
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
We haven’t seen the Guard Duck for awhile now…
rgcviper about 10 years ago
Son of a monkey …
I think Pig needs a new plan.