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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2014
September 21, 2014
September 23, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, father Gus, how does the church decide who gets to become a saint? Man: It's a complicated process. Why do you ask? Rat: Because I let a woman buying one item cut in front of me in the grocery store line. Man: I don't think that's enough. Rat: I recycled a beer bottle once.
Try giving the Pope a really big bribe.