Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2014

Transcript:

Goat: Hey, Mobster Marty... How was your day? Marty: Good. Robbed a truck. Threatened a pizza shop owner. Beat up a punk. Goat: You might want to keep your voice down, Marty. There's a little girl behind you. Marty: Yeah, that's my kid. It's 'take your daughter to work' day. Goat: Never mind. Daughter: Whack him, dad.