Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rat Visits a Psychologist Psychologist: Rat, I've concluded that each of the faceless people who follow you are a manifestation of the guilt you feel for the people you've hurt in your life. Rat: No offense, doc, but if that were the case, there would be a lot more people than this. Person: We were trying to respect the fire code.
After Rat has hurt you, the last thing on your mind is the fire code.