Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, want to see my new G.P.S.? It guides me everywhere. Goat: Not right now, Pig. Too depressed. This girl I met online just canceled our first date. G.P.S.: Life of loneliness ahead in one mile. Pig: Bad G.P.S.
Don’t give up so easily, Paris — go to her house and pretend you didn’t get her e-mail. Maybe you’ll get a pity date.