Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2014
December 08, 2014
December 10, 2014
Transcript:
Victor the Vegan meets Jef the Cylcist. Victor: Behold! I am Victor the vegan, judging all those who dare to use animal products! Jef: Behold! I am Jef the cyclist, judging all those who are lazy and weak! Jef: I condemn thee for having a leather seat on thy bike!! Jef: I condemn thee for being a skinny runt of a man!! Pig: It's not pretty when two superior races meet. Victor: I punch thee for wearing spandex.
Spandex is the last bastion of chivalry. When I was still mountain biking, I always allowed women to go up the hill before me.