Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: Look, Steph, I found a copy of your high school yearbook. Says you were on the speech team, the debate team and the cross country team. Which raises an important question. Steph: What's that? Rat: How did you fight all the girls off? Steph: I made cross country cool, darn it! Rat: You looked like a broomstick with glasses.
I did cross country only in seventh grade; no sports for the rest of my formal education.