Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2015
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Transcript:
Pig: How do you know if a person you want to marry is the right person? Goat: Well, Pig, you do your best, but I'm afraid it's a bit of a coin flip. Rat: And if the coin lands on its edge. You've found the right person. Goat: You're rather cynical. Rat: Hey, it's not impossible. Pig; I shall never marry anyone!!
There are several innocent jokes I could make here, but I’m opting for the gutter.:What are you hoping to get, Pig — head or tail?