Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Rat: Check it out, Goat. I bought a parrot. I thought it would be great to have an exotic bird for a few years. Goat: Parrots live 75 years or longer, barring some harmful external circumstance. Rat: Cigarette?
A rat’s lifespan is only supposed to a max of 5 years, so “a few years” is true, but perhaps the parrot should be keeping Rat as a pet?