Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2015

High five, Pig!:Do they sell any with a different finger pointing up? ‘Cause I can think of some people I’d like to wave one of those at…

Do they come stocked with foam hands doing a thumbs-up? Because in Pig’s scenario, if you ask me, I’d turn the hand upside-down.

Pig’s five finger foam hand is good for slapping people with those one finger foam hands. Particularly if it’s reinforced with something stronger than foam.

They probably got them discount at the Seattle Seahawks store.

nobody thought of a high five yet?

“A pig’s got to know his limitations.”

It just wouldn’t be right for Pig to wave an “i’m number one” foam hand around. Number five seems about his speed: there’s Rat, and Larry, and Zeeba Neighba, and Little Guard Duck, all queued up, and Goat and Mr. Snuffles, too; maybe even Pigita!

probably, because it’s pink like Pig

Pig is just so sweet….love it.

Rat is Number 1?If only Number 6 had known!

That’s the best five-fingered hand I’ve seen lately in a comic.

BTW, the lady is 80! As I told the commenters over at Non Sequitur, thanks to fellow commenters for helping keep me afloat with your insightful, irritating, informative, mindless, supportive, hostile, hilarious, lame, well-reasoned, opinionated, pun-laced, and almost-always-interesting comments. Pearls doesn’t get into polemics so much, but you do have the juiciest puns. Also, I appreciate having an audience for my rambling reminiscences. Now, excuse me while I go confabulate some.

Awww. Pig, you are number one in my book! I’d tell Rat he was number one, but I’d do it using the next finger over.

I’m an Ohio State fan. Mine could say “#4”…

But they try harder!

http://theused.warnerbrosrecords.com/fuck-u-foam-middle-finger.html

On the bright side, you can high five someone or slap someone.

Is there a ’I’m number #90,912,728’ foam finger?