Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2015
March 16, 2015
March 18, 2015
Transcript:
Joe: Hey, Rat, I heard you're taking some time off this week. If so, you need to set your 'Out-of-office' reply. Rat: Already took care of it. Sir. Hello. I am on vacation this week. IF this is urgent, that is funny because I'm drunk on a beach and don't care. Joe: I'm thinking a tad more professional. Rat: You're right, I'll change 'drunk' to 'tipsy.'
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” (Tom “T-Bone” Stankus):I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!