Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2015

He should be a pouched rat. A big one.

Can Apple even make a wrist band small enough for Rat’s wrists when he gets an Apple Watch

My Nexus 6 laughs at Rat’s tiny iPhone 6+. :-P

iPads get smaller as iPhones get bigger… soon they are going to catch up to each other and end up as opposite sizes than they first were!

This is just one of the reasons why I’ll stick with my LG GS170.

Sounds like an iPhone. Delibrate problems that Apple “didn’t know about” which they’ll later admit they knew full well about only after selling millions in solutions to the “unknown” problem.

I guess you’ll be needing a micro phone then Rat?

Pockets? That thing’s bigger than he is. He’ll need a sherpa.

Rat so does not deserve his iPhone 6 Plus!You can’t handle the iPhone, Rat!

Rat must have pockets in his hide, because he has no PANTS!

But my Note has a stylus :P

Remember when they all bragged about how their phone was smaller?

Sometimes I regret that Don Ameche (with a little help from Henry Fonda) invented the telephone!

Rat is ready for some “Plus” size jeans.

I have a small phone. I can make calls and most of the time, receive calls. That is all it does. I love it.

But you can bend it to the shape of your back and use it as a shell!!

Which is better? A steel can or an aluminum one? As for the string, does monofilament work better or twine? Anything beyond that is just fluff. Why make these phones so difficult?

Apple next product: Oversized connected jeans.

We have come full circle. The flip-phones became as small as cigarette lighters, now the smart-phones & tablets are the size of a book!

My old phone fits completely in the space of the screen of my new phone. At this rate, my next phone will be a wall-mounted land line! heh heh heh

The iPhone 7!

Mine still does. Love my vinyl!

The people from the future present to you the iPhone 11 Pro Max. With it’s ginormous size compared to Rat’s iPhone 6+, you can consider those pesky species eradicated!

I must point out that Rat doesn’t wear clothes, so he doesn’t HAVE pockets.